When she phoned a friend for assistance, the friend inquired as to the mileage of her vehicle. “235,000 miles.”

Her pal informed her that was the issue. The blonde’s companion, however, informed her that the mileage could be reset to whatever the blonde desired because her brother is a mechanic. So the blonde went to the technician and instructed him to enter 25,000 miles. The blonde’s friend questioned her two days later about if she had sold the automobile because her brother had reduced the kilometres. Why would I sell the automobile with only 25,000 miles on the odometer, the blonde asked the woman?

Another hilarious joke

A guy makes advances at a flight attendant.

In an airport lounge, a man is by himself.

A stunning young woman enters and takes a seat at the table next to him.

He determines that she is most likely an off-duty flight attendant because she is dressed in a uniform.

He then makes the decision to try and pick her up by recognizing the airline she travels for and highly impressing her in the process.

To fly, to serve, the slogan of British Airways, he adds as he leans across to her.

The girl gives him a blank stare.

He reclines and comes up with a new line.

The Air France slogan is spoken as he leans forward once again. “Winning the hearts of the world”

She only glances at him once again, appearing a little perplexed.

He tries again, this time uttering the Malaysian Airlines slogan, unfazed. “Going above and beyond expectations”?

What the f%*k do you want, the woman demands as she gives him a severe look.

He exclaims, “Aha! United Airlines.”