A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective…The cheapest one he could find.
This is his report:
“Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel.. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see No fee, Ding Dong Lee 8:12 am.
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents: “How was I born?” ‘Well honey…’ said the slightly prudish parent, “An Angel brought you…
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Seven-year-old James strolled the Atlanta Christkindl Market, dreaming of a new iPad from Santa. His parents emphasized the joy of family time over gifts. Spotting his former…
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please…
The teacher asked the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up…Little Johnny: “I wanna be a billionaire, go to expensive clubs, find a bitch…