An affair between a married man and his secretary was going on.
One day, their passions at work overpowered them, and they left for her home.
They went to bed after an exhausting afternoon’s work and woke up about 8 o’clock.
The man urged the lady to remove his shoes outside and walk in the grass and mud while he put on his clothing.
Despite her confusion, she followed orders, and he put on his shoes and started the car to go home.
When he arrived home, his wife said, “Where have you been?”
I can’t lie to you, darling,” the man said in response.
I have been cheating on my secretary.
I slept out in her bed and didn’t get out of it until eight in the morning.
The wife responded, after taking a quick look at his shoes,
You lie!” You’ve been playing golf, I see.