In a church, a husband and wife are listening to a lengthy sermon.

She soon gives in to exhaustion and goes to sleep.

The spouse notices this and awakens her by poking her in the eye with his finger.

At this moment, the priest asks a question to the crowd.

Who released the Egyptian slaves?

The woman shrieked “GOD” at the husband because she was so furious over being awakened.

The woman eventually nods off once again. The spouse wakes her up once again when the priest asks.

Who sacrificed their life to atone for our sins?

A. The wife yelled, “JESUS CHRIST,” once again.

being shocked by the husband’s punch made her angry.

Unsurprisingly, the lady dozes off once more while the sermon proceeds.

Her spouse spots her again and nudges her to wake her up as the priest inquires.

What did Eve tell Adam after their final child was born?

If you poke me with that thing one more time, I’m going to take it and sever it in half, I swear to God.