Garth Brooks had no clue that he would be forced to leave the stage in disgrace less than two minutes after taking the stage at the 123rd Annual Texas Country Jamboree at Hambriston, the renowned farm of the Barron Cattle Empire.
After Garth Brooks received jeers as he left the stage, a despondent Toby Keith said, “We really can’t keep pretending that he’s not playing for the other side.” Garth Brooks has been the event’s headliner for 22 years, said Keith. But we can’t really keep pretending that he isn’t a member of the opposition.
Toby Keith is 100% correct, Patriots. The final day Garth Brooks was a part of the real country scene was the day he chose to perform a concert in Central Park. He had assumed that his followers would come from the adjacent rural areas, but instead he found that his largest supporters are liberals.

The sad fact is that he has spent the last 20 years returning their love. His comments labeling his own supporters “assholes” have all but wrecked his career and shattered whatever hopes he had of running a successful bar in Nashville.
Art Tubolls, the mayor of Nashville, said, “We expect there to be a lot of chaos, with leftists swarming the area to flash their fake breasts in front of children. We’re not really looking forward to his opening.” “We’re really not looking forward to his opening.”