At a casino, a sy Irish blonde placed a 20,000 Euro wager on a single roll of the dice, appearing rather inebriated. “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel luckier when I’m ne,” she remarked. She then undressed, threw a coin, and said, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”

She leaped when the dice stopped and said, “Yes, yes, I won..I won.” She gave each dealer a hug, collected her money, got dressed, and walked out. The traders looked at one another, perplexed. “What number rolled on the dice?” inquired one of them at the end. The second one was, “I thought you were watching, but I don’t know.”The lesson learned is that not all blondes are stupid and not all drunks are inebriated.