A husband and wife are sitting through a protracted sermon in church.

The woman eventually becomes exhausted and falls asleep.

When the spouse becomes aware of this, he goes to rouse her awake by poking her with his finger.

The priest also addresses the crowd at this point with a question.

“Who set the Egyptian slaves free?”

The wife, who was quite upset at being awakened, yelled “GOD” at the husband.

After a while, the wife falls asleep once more. When the priest asks: This time, the husband goes to rouse her up.

“Who gave their lives in exchange for our sins?”

A. “JESUS CHRIST” again snapped the wife.

annoyed at being startled by the husband’s punch.

As the sermon proceeds, the woman again nods asleep, which is not surprising.

As the priest asks, her husband observes her again and prods her to rouse her up.

What did Eve tell Adam after their final child was born?

If you poke me with that thing one more time, I’m going to take it and sever it in half, I swear to God.