Three little pigs enter a dining establishment.

Three little pigs enter a dining establishment. They are at a table, sitting. They take some time to examine the menu before deciding to start with some appetizers. The pigs are asked what they want by the waitress.

The first pig responds, “I’ll start with some chips and salsa.” The other pig responds, “I’ll start with some mozzarella sticks.” The third pig responds, “Water, plenty and plenty of water.” They take their meal and start eating. They decide to place their main dish orders soon after. The waiter is summoned. He inquires about their order from the pigs.

“Hmmm…The first pig responds, “I’ll have a double cheeseburger, no onions. The second pig says, “I’ll have a bowl of macaroni and cheese.” The third pig responds, “Water, plenty and plenty of water.”
The pigs are fed, and they eat all that is provided to them. They signal the server that they wish to get dessert.

The waitress inquires about the pigs’ preferences for dessert. First pig says, “I’ll have a slice of cheesecake.” The second pig commands, “Gimme a bowl of soft-serve chocolate ice cream.” The third pig answers, “Water, lots and lots of water.” Along with the bill for their meal, they also receive their dessert. The third pig is asked, “Why did you only order water this evening?” by the server, who is perplexed. The third pig answered, “Well, one of us has to go wee wee wee all the way home!”

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