Today’s joke: I was in a motel with my mistress.

The moment of leisure you require to break the routine is the joke of the day.

“Yesterday, my mistress and I visited a hotel, and as we were leaving, I noticed my father-in-law’s vehicle sitting at the door.

I lost all desire, and if he saw me, I would obviously have issues.

My mistress was unhappy when I told her that today was impossible.

I was so frustrated that I shattered both mirrors and left for home. I visited him the next day and made fun of the lack of mirrors in his vehicle. He was agitated, so I questioned him:

What’s the matter with you? You appear agitated.

How in the world could I not be? I borrowed your wife the car yesterday, and she returned it without the mirrors.

Next joke

I want to get married, Dad!

First, I’m sorry!

Yet why?

Please apologise!

Who knows? What have I done?

You must express regret!

Why though?

Say sorry, I said!

Just provide me with a cause, please!

Say sorry first.

Okay, father I apologize.

Perfect, you’re now prepared! Your instruction has ended. You can get married once you learn to apologize without cause!

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